Understanding the Meaning of Life and being One with the Universe.

 

Understanding the Meaning of Life and being One with the Universe.

I smoked a bowl of weed.  It opened my eyes like never before.  It showed me things, like how weird my hands were.  They were so weird I had to laugh, then my friend laughed, and we both laughed until we couldn't breathe, and we rolled on the floor, and we forgot what we were laughing about.  Awesome. 

Then we had a profound telepathic experience.  My thoughts melded with his until we had only one mind between us. Talking was no longer necessary.  At first we just stared at each other, exchanging thoughts, then we were overwhelmed with emotion and cried until we couldn’t remember why we were crying.  Excellent.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, we understood the meaning of life for a moment, then forgot it.  But we knew one thing: If we were going to understand the meaning of life and be at one with the universe, we’d have to smoke another bowl.  Then mom came in our room and told us to go outside and play, which suddenly gave us an overpowering sense of purpose in this crazy mixed-up world.  Wow.