Peeping Drone
I’m hovering over your house. I see your wife is sunbathing on the
deck. Nice. I
drop down a bit and look through your bedroom window. You really should put clothes on before I
drop by. As my drone circles the house, I
look in all your windows. The wood
floors in the living room are like new, but the carpet in the hall needs to be
replaced. I see your son is spending way
too much time playing video games in his room.
He really should get out more. I
don’t like the color scheme downstairs.
Too many earth tones. You should
spruce it up with some accent colors.
Your daughter is online again, wasting her youth on social media instead
of getting out and seeing her friends in person. The kitchen needs updating. You really should replace those old
appliances. I see the housekeeper is
getting into your liquor cabinet again.
Overall, the property looks great. I’ll put a sign in the yard and get you three
offers this weekend.
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