Road Rage
She passed
me on the right, flipped her finger, then cut me off, so I honked my horn and
flashed my lights. She sideswiped me,
forcing me into a ditch, then she lost control and ran into a tree. I jumped out of my car and threatened her
with a baseball bat, but she came at me with a shotgun. Cars stopped and their drivers hopped out to
take videos. The witnesses took sides,
some attacking me and others going after her.
By the time the police arrived, a riot was underway. The police called SWAT, but that wasn’t
enough. SWAT called the FBI, which
called the governor, who called in the national guard. The area became engulfed in flames, tear-gas,
and pepper spray. The press arrived and
broadcast the chaos around the world. It looked like America was about to
fall. Russia used the diversion to surround
Kiev. China sent warships toward
Taiwan. When North Korea readied its
missiles, the US had no choice but to go nuclear. In the last moments before
total annihilation of all life on earth, I apologized to the other driver for
not being a better father and teaching her better driving skills.
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