Mom Got a Facelift

 

Mom Got a Facelift

Mom got a facelift.  Now people think she’s my sister.  Cringe.  Why can’t she just act her age and accept the way she looks?

My sister got a tummy-tuck and a boob job.  Now all the guys chase her and ignore me.  Why couldn’t she just accept the way nature made her?

I’m not like them.  I believe we should be judged by our minds, not our bodies.  So I studied hard and got a doctorate in biogenetic engineering. 

Now I'm a scientist and I’ve discovered a way to stop the aging process.  I can eliminate illness and prolong life.  I've tested it on myself and it works.  I may be able to save humanity, but even more important: I look fabulous.